Twitter always gets hot and bothered over hideous uniforms, but last night they put the Dirtbags Baseball uni’s in a body bag.
This is one of my top 5 favorite baseball twitter themes. The greatest of all time happened two years ago when I started to rip apart the uniforms of a high school baseball team.
DH Conley High School in North Carolina takes the crown for ugliest baseball uniforms in America. pic.twitter.com/OPh7qXsv1J
— Baseball Fam (@ShtBallPlayrsDo) April 6, 2016
580 retweets on that is insane. But the best part was all the replies and DMs from…get this… coaches and parents of players on the team. I’ve never seen anything like it. You’d have thought I just damned their kids to hell. Really, this isn’t the players fault. I doubt they had much say in the uniforms, but nevertheless, DH Conley High School threw together one of the ugliest uniform combos I’ve ever seen.
@ShtBallPlayrsDo I appreciate all the love for the uniforms.Wehave 7 different uniforms and enjoy each one.Thanks for opinion but it means 0
— Jason mills (@dhcbaseball) April 6, 2016
But I’ve got a lot of respect for the guys like this DH Conley pitcher who know how to have fun on twitter.
— Ryan McDonald (@Old_McDonald16) April 6, 2016
Alright that’s enough with DH Conley, this episode is about Dirtbags Baseball. They’re a pretty well known summer club with something like 28 guys playing (or have played) in the bigs. Pretty successful I’d say, but we’re not worried about actual baseball here, just the uniforms.
Take a look at the splatter Dirtbags Baseball threw together.
— Wilson Premier (@WilsonPremierBB) June 28, 2017
My god, you’ve got to be kidding with these. I can’t help but picturing a couple of adults sitting around a computer staring at the mock up designs of these uniforms and saying to each other “man, the kids are gonna love these. The youngins are super into camo and splatter these days.” What’s also depressing is this isn’t their first edition of awful uniforms. Here’s a shot from their twitter page.
— Dirtbags (@dirtbag_swag) June 23, 2017
— Dirtbags (@dirtbag_swag) June 22, 2017
But that’s enough from me, twitter always puts on a much better roast than I do.
when you get your team hats at a truck stop pic.twitter.com/jJpHFAyxRv
— Marco (@mgooch_5) June 29, 2017
Sponsored by DeMarini or Ed Hardy?
— pepper brooks (@circasohigh) June 29, 2017
When you play paintball at 5 but got a game at 6
— Jeremy Neel (@J_Neel22) June 29, 2017
Does the uniform come with ear gauges?
— Hunter (@hunterj1597) June 29, 2017
As a student at Long Beach State, this is especially sickening..
— Steven Alba (@StvnAlba) June 29, 2017
You just know they all think Phitens actually work.
— Joey Batuello (@joeybagofd0nuts) June 29, 2017
Great effort tonight everybody, very well done.