Umpires are one of the last human variables in the game outside of the players and managers nowadays. We all hate umpires for the same reasons, because they all suck, right? But think how awful the game would be without them. There would be no one to yell at and no one to blame for your failures. You know what else we all love? Watching umpires ring batters up (as long as it’s not you in the box).
This is straight comedy. Honestly if any of these umpires ever had one of my games, I’d light him on fire. Amateur umpires, gotta love ’em.
— ShtBallPlayrsDo (@ShtBallPlayrsDo) August 9, 2015