David Ortiz Says If He Didn’t Play Baseball, He’d Be a Pornstar


In a recent piece on one of my favorite new websites, The Players’ Tribune, David Ortiz answered a list of questions completely unrelated to baseball. When you ask a guy like David Ortiz questions about his personal life you know you’re in for some good answers.

Favorite food?

Fried chicken

Current guilty pleasure song?

I Like Big Butts

But the answer that really sticks out appears after the question “my dream job (if i wasn’t an athlete) would be…” His answer?


But it really doesn’t do it any justice until you view it in David Ortiz handwriting

Yes, he actually wrote that. You can check out more of his questionnaire on The Players Tribune here.