Bartolo Colón Has Been Added to the NL All-Star Team

Bartolo Colon All Star Game

Oh yes, it’s happening. Just like that, Terry Collins is making baseball great again. Big Sexy Bartolo Colon is coming to San Diego.

Bartolo Colon is replacing Madison Bumgarner, who has a scheduled start on Sunday against the Diamondbacks. Even though one could argue that there are pitchers more worthy of the selection such as Jacob deGrom (5-4, 2.61 ERA) and Tyler Chatwood (8-4, 3.08 ERA), these haters of Big Sexy’s greatness need to consider the following. Yeah, they have better ERA’s, but do they rake like Big Sexy can?

Remember the last time he was in San Diego? I remember it too. Please let him bat Terry.